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1、老子对你百分之百,你对老子点都没得。

I treat you 100% and you don't get anything from me.

2、我不复杂,但也不简单。

I'm not complicated, but it's not simple.

3、自拍这种东西还是要发,万一有人看上了呢!

I still want to send such things as selfie, in case someone likes it!

4、道理我都懂,可我就是不爱讲道理埃

I know everything, but I just don't like to be reasonable.

5、关键时候掉链子,不关键的时候没链子掉。

The chain falls when it's critical, but it doesn't fall when it's not critical.

6、接下来的目标,一心做好自己,别人爱咋咋地。

The next goal is to be yourself and others will do what they like.

7、如果你不漂亮,那千万别善良。

If you're not beautiful, don't be kind.

8、我有个十亿的项目,想跟你谈谈。

I have a billion project. I want to talk to you.

9、不怕讨债的是英雄,就怕欠债的是真穷。

Those who are not afraid of collecting debts are heroes, but those who are in debt are really poor.

10、你那黎明的光辉,永远也照不到我的伤悲。

The light of your dawn will never shine on my sadness.

11、只要你肯努力,没有什么是你不能搞砸的。

As long as you work hard, there's nothing you can't screw up.

12、别人都说我很瘦,我只是胖的不明显。

Others say I'm thin, but I'm not fat obviously.

13、她只有两样不会,这也不会,那也不会。

There are only two things she can't do, neither can this, nor can that.

14、有些东西,得到了就会习以为常。比如习惯。

Some things, get used to it. Like habits.

15、我和超人的区别久是我把内裤穿里面了。

The difference between me and Superman is that I put my underwear inside for a long time.

16、风骚的哥,有一张勾魂的脸。

Coquettish brother, has a seductive face.

17、就算爱情让我再一次跌倒,伤痕也要是一种骄傲。

Even if love makes me fall again, the scar should be a kind of pride.

18、本以为是个青铜,没想到是个王者。

I thought it was a bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a king.

19、如果真的相爱,当初又怎么舍得分开。

If you really love each other, how could you be willing to separate at the beginning.

20、你嫁给我就好了,找你拿钱就不用说借了。

Just marry me. You don't have to borrow the money.

21、离开你的那一天开始,左心房渐渐停止跳动。

From the day you left, the left atrium gradually stopped beating.

22、再烦我,就把你绑草船上借箭去!

If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow an arrow!

23、人间烟火,山河远阔,无一是你,无一不是你。

Fireworks in the world, mountains and rivers are far and wide, none is you, none is you.

24、肥胖是会传染的,想朋友变胖友?

Obesity is contagious. Want friends to get fat?

25、青春就是放开了去跑,然后华丽丽的摔倒。

Youth is to let go, run, and then fall gorgeous.

26、我不是太傻,而是太容易相信一个人。

I'm not too stupid, but too easy to trust someone.

27、如果美丽是一种罪,那我已经犯下了滔天大罪。

If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

28、你会滚么?会?那还不快点滚!

Can you roll? meeting? Then get out of here!

29、别踩我底线,我不可侵犯,也不好惹。

Don't step on my bottom line. I'm inviolable and easy to mess with.

30、男人就像一条狗,谁有本事谁牵走。

A man is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take him away.

31、所谓美好,大都是化妆品的奴隶。

The so-called beauty is mostly the slave of cosmetics.

32、我的字典里没有美字,因为它跑到我脸上去了。

There is no beautiful word in my dictionary because it runs into my face.

33、现在她放弃瘦身了,说快乐最重要。

Now she gave up slimming and said that happiness is the most important.

34、愿你所求皆如愿,所行化坦途,多喜乐长安宁。

May all your desires be fulfilled, all your actions become smooth, and you will be happy and peaceful.

35、就算睡得晚,不会找你的人还是不会找你。

Even if you sleep late, people who won't find you won't find you.

36、我爱数学,数学使我快乐。

I love math. Math makes me happy.

37、哪里可以买的到地图,我不想在你身边迷路。

Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

38、睡在人民币上,是一种什么感受。

What is it like to sleep on RMB.

39、打算理发了,甩刘海甩的我脖子都崴了。

I'm going to have a haircut. I sprained my neck when I shook my bangs.

40、来看看,这 P 图手艺又精进了。

Let's have a look. The p-chart technology has improved again.

41、活给别人看,也活给自己看。

Live to others and live to yourself.

42、我想在你身上钻木取火,点燃此生。

I want to drill wood for fire on you and ignite this life.

43、所谓失恋,就是突然听懂所有情歌。

The so-called lovelorn is to suddenly understand all love songs.

44、请你认真向风学学,怎么往我怀里钻。

Please learn from the wind and how to drill into my arms.

45、我对你眨眨眼,你硬说那是放电。

I winked at you and you insisted that it was a discharge.

46、春困、夏倦、秋乏、冬眠,四季如梦。

Sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn and hibernating, the four seasons are like a dream.

47、人是可以喝岩浆的,但一生只能喝一次。

People can drink magma, but they can only drink it once in their life.

48、穿别人的鞋,走自己的路,让他们打的去吧。

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let them take a taxi.

49、每天都要被自己萌醒,真是羞羞哒哒的。

It's a shame to be awakened by yourself every day.

50、古人学问无遗力,少壮功夫老始成。

The ancients spared no effort in learning, and Kung Fu became mature when they were young.

51、你、回心转意,我、刚好落地。

You, change your mind, I, just landed.

52、当你的希望一个个落空,你也要坚定,要沉着!

When your hopes fail one by one, you should be firm and calm!

53、你是恒久的清香,在我的世界绽放。

You are the eternal fragrance, blooming in my world.

54、你是风儿,我是沙,你不爱我我自杀!

You are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!

55、你就委屈点,栽在我手里行不行。

Just be aggrieved and plant it in my hand.

56、不悲过去,非贪未来,心系当下,由此安详。

Not sad about the past, not greedy for the future, concerned about the present, so peaceful.

57、如果自己不勇敢,没人替你坚强。

If you are not brave, no one will be strong for you.

58、我爱你,没有技巧,真诚野蛮。

I love you, unskilled, sincere and savage.

59、我喜欢你笑起来的样子,因为你笑起来像个傻子。

I like the way you laugh, because you laugh like a fool.

60、陪伴本就是这个世界上,最了不起的安慰方式。

Company is the greatest comfort in the world.

61、时间久了,碰到喜欢的人第一感觉是配不上。

After a long time, the first feeling of meeting someone you like is that you don't deserve it.

62、早知道这么累了,当初就不下凡了。

I knew I was so tired. I didn't go down to earth at the beginning.

63、无法启动学习模式,因为太冷,懒得动,卡住了。

Unable to start learning mode because it is too cold, too lazy to move and stuck.

64、保温杯里放点枸杞,表示你成熟,也表示你无奈。

Put some medlar in the thermos cup, which means you are mature and helpless.

65、以前都是我看着你的走远,这次换我走吧。

I used to watch you go away. Let me go this time.

66、你不赞,他不赞,我的自拍没人看。

You don't like it, he doesn't like it. No one saw my selfie.

67、正义都能迟到,为什么我上学不能迟到?

Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school?

68、总有一天现实会告诉你,其实每个人都不简单。

One day reality will tell you that everyone is not simple.

69、嫌对象消息回的慢怎么办?换我,我回得快。

What if the object message returns slowly? For me, I go back fast.

70、一阵秋风,足以使人怀念。

A gust of autumn wind is enough to make people miss.

71、熟悉的地方没风景,不熟悉的地方有陷阱。

Familiar places have no scenery, unfamiliar places have traps.

72、你命由我不由天,灭你只在挥手间。

Your life is up to me, not heaven. You are only waving.

73、只有真正努力过的人才知道,天赋是多么的重要。

Only those who have really worked hard know how important talent is.

74、为什么要晒这么黑?因为我不想白活一生。

Why is it so dark? Because I don't want to live in vain.

75、拌个凉菜都得赶紧吃,要不一会儿就变麻辣烫了。

You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy and hot in a moment.

76、看到你的身材,就知道你为什么还单着了。

Seeing your figure, I know why you're still alone.

77、没必要感到遗憾,不合适的人始终都要分开。

There is no need to feel sorry. The unsuitable people should always be separated.

78、说好一起白头,你秃了顶我染了头。

Agreed to have a white head together. You were bald and I dyed your head.

79、你没看见,这里不让宠物进来吗?

Don't you see, pets are not allowed in here?

80、要不是打不过你,早跟你翻脸了。

If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.

81、你不是真正的快乐,你的笑是你穿的保护色。

You are not really happy, your smile is the protective color you wear.

82、你太喜欢生气了,你就应该跟灭火器谈恋爱。

You're so angry, you should fall in love with a fire extinguisher.

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