男生霸气签名英文文案句子

1、这世上谁都没有资格喜欢你,除了我!

No one in the world is qualified to like you, except me!

2、我是喜欢你,但我不能一辈子不要脸。

I like you, but I can't be shameless all my life.

3、这个标准不高,这个标准很低。

This standard is not high, this standard is very low.

4、寂寞无聊是人内心空虚一种表现。

Loneliness and boredom is a manifestation of emptiness in one's heart.

5、只能怪我太年轻,是人是狗没看清。

It's only because I'm too young to see whether it's a man or a dog.

6、月亮不抱你,时光摧毁你,但我喜欢你。

The moon does not hold you, time destroys you, but I like you.

7、我上传了一张,自拍。

I uploaded a picture of myself.

8、我那么平凡,就不要把我丢在人群中!

I am so ordinary, don't leave me in the crowd!

9、石头剪子布,谁输谁脱裤。

Stone scissors cloth, who lose who take off pants.

10、只要感情到了位,不喝也会很陶醉。

As long as the feelings to a place, do not drink will be very intoxicated.

11、余生所盼,是你平安。

For the rest of my life, I hope you are safe.

12、想谈恋爱了,有没有人要应征埃

Want to fall in love, there is no one to apply ah.

13、该吃吃该喝喝,缘分到了自然瘦。

It's time to eat and drink.

14、我虽然不挑食,但我不喜欢别人跟我抢肉。

Although I'm not picky about food, I don't like people grabbing meat from me.

15、昨晚睡不着,数月亮,数到一半就睡着了。

I couldn't sleep last night. I counted the moon and fell asleep in the middle of it.

16、我饿了,想吃点爱情的苦。

I'm hungry. I want to have some love.

17、一懒众衫小,薪尽自然凉。

If you are lazy, your clothes are small and your salary is cool.

18、你是我心安的理由,也是心慌的源头。

You are my reason for peace of mind, but also the source of panic.

19、爱我的请继续,恨我的别放弃。

Love me please continue, hate me don't give up.

20、姐不略显温柔,你们把我当成纯爷们埃

Sister is not a little gentle, you take me as a pure man.

21、数钱数到手抽筋,睡觉睡到自然醒。

Count money, count hand cramps, sleep to wake up naturally.

22、说我单纯的人,你们只是想象力太丰富。

As a simple person, you are just too imaginative.

23、人家都把耳麦戴头上,我却带脖子上。

People wear headphones on their heads, but I wear them around my neck.

24、愿我一世猖狂,做个混世魔王!

I wish I could be a devil all my life!

25、逮鱼滴,摸虾滴,提着王八回家滴。

Catch fish drop, touch shrimp drop, carry the son of a ***** home drop.

26、万里江海通,九州天地宽。

The world is wide in Kyushu.

27、你看青山多妩媚,怎知青山见你就崩溃。

You see how charming Castle Peak is. How do you know Castle Peak will collapse when it sees you.

28、都是第一次做人,老子凭什么让着你!

It's the first time to be a man. Why should I let you!

29、蹲在厕所数蛆——反正是恶心死人不偿命!

Squatting in the toilet to count maggots - it's disgusting anyway, the dead don't pay for their lives!

30、你不是个傻子,但是为啥你要装白痴呢?

You are not a fool, but why do you pretend to be an idiot?

31、你是金子我是煤,你会发光我会发热。

You are gold, I am coal, you will shine, I will heat.

32、她不漂亮,但人好,我爱她。

She's not beautiful, but she's nice. I love her.

33、摸摸小猪头,万事不用愁。

Touch the little pig's head, you don't have to worry about everything.

34、没心没肺,快乐加倍。

Heartless, double happiness.

35、萦损柔肠,困酣娇眼。

Lingering loss of tenderness, sleepy eyes.

36、心如死灰,灰重几何。

My heart is as grey as death.

37、弱者才会诉苦,强者永远找方法!

The weak will complain, the strong will always find a way!

38、自从爱你以后,才知爱的甜美。

Since I love you, I know the sweetness of love.

39、其实、学校就是开放式的监狱。

In fact, schools are open prisons.

40、你问我是哪一种,我是你搞不定的那一种。

If you ask me what kind I am, I'm the one you can't handle.

41、一见钟情,终会败给一厢情愿。

Love at first sight will be defeated by wishful thinking.

42、祝你所遇皆可爱,所爱皆甜蜜。

May all you meet be lovely and all you love be sweet.

43、不想理你,又觉得不可以。

I don't want to talk to you, but I don't think I can.

44、很多时候,人不如狗。

A lot of times, people are not as good as dogs.

45、我喜欢你,开玩笑的。

I like you. I'm kidding.

46、发呆这事做得好是深沉,做不好就睡着了。

It is deep to be dazzled. If you can't do it, you will fall asleep.

47、我要我们在一起,那是必须的。

I want us together, that's necessary.

48、人生何必如初见,但求相看两不厌。

Why do you have to see each other as you first see each other.

49、水倒七分满,话留三分软。

Water is seven full, and leave three points soft.

50、过去的不再回来,回来的不再完美。

The past is no longer coming back, and the ones that come back are no longer perfect.

51、你只管你的远方,我只管我的闲情逸致。

You only care about your distance, I only care about my leisure.

52、如果七夕脱单,我赌 50 瓶旺仔。

If you take off the ticket on the seventh night, I bet 50 Wangzai.

53、你对她的爱,就是她最大的资本,我退出。

Your love for her is her biggest capital, and I quit.

54、知道为什么备胎是圆的吗?因为方便滚。

Do you know why the spare wheel is round? Because it's easy to roll.

55、我很有原则,原则就是看心情埃

I have a lot of principles. The principle is to look at the mood.

56、我可以装傻,但不要以为我真的傻。

I can pretend to be stupid, but don't think I'm really stupid.

57、小胖子们,冬天要小心。

Fat people, be careful in winter.

58、在东北,有一种脑残,叫山炮。

In the northeast, there is a brain disability called shangun.

59、你是远方星球的引力,所以我潮汐不止。

You are the gravitational force of a distant planet, so I don't have to tide.

60、除了公子的美色,还有什么可劫的呢?

What can be robbed except for the beauty of the son?

61、眉来的、眼去的、惹的老公生气的。

Eyebrows, eyes, irritating husband.

62、放在心上的男孩,以后也要放在床上。

The boy who puts it in his heart will be put on the bed later.

63、七夕了,大家有什么好的男朋友推荐吗?

Seven nights, do you have any good boyfriend recommendations?

64、劳资生于原创,不死于模仿。

Labor is born in originality, not to die in imitation.

65、太放松了,像在度假一样。

It's so relaxing, like on holiday.

66、终究要亲自去受伤,才会真正学着聪明。

After all, you must get hurt yourself before you really learn to be smart.

67、玩大了玩大了,我喜欢上你了。

Play big play big, I like you.

68、春眠不觉晓,处……处对象可好。

Spring sleep not aware, where... The object is good.

69、女人们切记,优乐美最终的归宿是垃圾桶。

Women remember that the ultimate destination of yolemy is trash can.

70、如果帅是一种罪的话,我已经万恶不赦。

If handsome is a crime, I have been all evil.

71、我不敢轻易闭眼,我怕你会消失不见。

I dare not shut my eyes easily. I'm afraid you will disappear.

72、思念在夜间疯长,郁郁沉沉却念念不忘。

Miss in the night, long, depressed but not forget.

73、不笑运气差,一笑脸就大。

If you don't laugh, you will be big when you smile.

74、一生很短,快乐就好。

Life is short, happy is good.

75、披着各自的骄傲,互不打扰。

Dress up their own pride, and do not disturb each other.

76、考试测的不是成绩,而是手机的网速。

The test is not the result, but the network speed of the mobile phone.

77、坚持一下,这世间的温柔在等你埃

Hold on, the gentleness of this world is waiting for you.

78、别在我坟前哭,脏了我轮回的路!

Don't cry in front of my grave. It's dirty my way to reincarnation!

79、我还就想尝尝,强扭的瓜到底有多不甜。

I also want to try, the strong twist of melon is not sweet.

80、有钱人终成眷属,没钱人回家种薯。

The rich end up in the family, and the poor go home to grow potatoes.

81、有人发自拍吗,没有的话我发啦。

Is there anyone who has a self-portrait? I did it if I didn't have it.

82、我是空调,你爱我吗?

I am air conditioner. Do you love me?

83、每天叫醒你的不是闹钟,而是梦想。

It's not an alarm clock that wakes you up every day, it's a dream.

84、等我足够好了就去追你,不合适也要尝试。

When I'm good enough, I'll go after you. I'll try if it's not appropriate.

85、给我一个支点,我能撬动整台主机服务器。

Give me a fulcrum, I can pry the whole host server.

86、脾气,永远不要大于本事。

Temper, never be greater than ability.

87、面似芙蓉出水,腰如弱柳扶风。

The face looks like lotus, and the waist is like a weak willow to support the wind.

88、千万别混日子,小心日子把你给混了。

Don't mix up. Be careful that you get mixed up.

89、即使这样,我也觉得能遇上你真的太好了。

Even so, I think it's really great to meet you.


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