No one in the world is qualified to like you, except me!
I like you, but I can't be shameless all my life.
This standard is not high, this standard is very low.
Loneliness and boredom is a manifestation of emptiness in one's heart.
It's only because I'm too young to see whether it's a man or a dog.
The moon does not hold you, time destroys you, but I like you.
I uploaded a picture of myself.
I am so ordinary, don't leave me in the crowd!
Stone scissors cloth, who lose who take off pants.
As long as the feelings to a place, do not drink will be very intoxicated.
For the rest of my life, I hope you are safe.
Want to fall in love, there is no one to apply ah.
It's time to eat and drink.
Although I'm not picky about food, I don't like people grabbing meat from me.
I couldn't sleep last night. I counted the moon and fell asleep in the middle of it.
I'm hungry. I want to have some love.
If you are lazy, your clothes are small and your salary is cool.
You are my reason for peace of mind, but also the source of panic.
Love me please continue, hate me don't give up.
Sister is not a little gentle, you take me as a pure man.
Count money, count hand cramps, sleep to wake up naturally.
As a simple person, you are just too imaginative.
People wear headphones on their heads, but I wear them around my neck.
I wish I could be a devil all my life!
Catch fish drop, touch shrimp drop, carry the son of a ***** home drop.
The world is wide in Kyushu.
You see how charming Castle Peak is. How do you know Castle Peak will collapse when it sees you.
It's the first time to be a man. Why should I let you!
Squatting in the toilet to count maggots - it's disgusting anyway, the dead don't pay for their lives!
You are not a fool, but why do you pretend to be an idiot?
You are gold, I am coal, you will shine, I will heat.
She's not beautiful, but she's nice. I love her.
Touch the little pig's head, you don't have to worry about everything.
Heartless, double happiness.
Lingering loss of tenderness, sleepy eyes.
My heart is as grey as death.
The weak will complain, the strong will always find a way!
Since I love you, I know the sweetness of love.
In fact, schools are open prisons.
If you ask me what kind I am, I'm the one you can't handle.
Love at first sight will be defeated by wishful thinking.
May all you meet be lovely and all you love be sweet.
I don't want to talk to you, but I don't think I can.
A lot of times, people are not as good as dogs.
I like you. I'm kidding.
It is deep to be dazzled. If you can't do it, you will fall asleep.
I want us together, that's necessary.
Why do you have to see each other as you first see each other.
Water is seven full, and leave three points soft.
The past is no longer coming back, and the ones that come back are no longer perfect.
You only care about your distance, I only care about my leisure.
52、如果七夕脱单，我赌 50 瓶旺仔。
If you take off the ticket on the seventh night, I bet 50 Wangzai.
Your love for her is her biggest capital, and I quit.
Do you know why the spare wheel is round? Because it's easy to roll.
I have a lot of principles. The principle is to look at the mood.
I can pretend to be stupid, but don't think I'm really stupid.
Fat people, be careful in winter.
In the northeast, there is a brain disability called shangun.
You are the gravitational force of a distant planet, so I don't have to tide.
What can be robbed except for the beauty of the son?
Eyebrows, eyes, irritating husband.
The boy who puts it in his heart will be put on the bed later.
Seven nights, do you have any good boyfriend recommendations?
Labor is born in originality, not to die in imitation.
It's so relaxing, like on holiday.
After all, you must get hurt yourself before you really learn to be smart.
Play big play big, I like you.
Spring sleep not aware, where... The object is good.
Women remember that the ultimate destination of yolemy is trash can.
If handsome is a crime, I have been all evil.
I dare not shut my eyes easily. I'm afraid you will disappear.
Miss in the night, long, depressed but not forget.
If you don't laugh, you will be big when you smile.
Life is short, happy is good.
Dress up their own pride, and do not disturb each other.
The test is not the result, but the network speed of the mobile phone.
Hold on, the gentleness of this world is waiting for you.
Don't cry in front of my grave. It's dirty my way to reincarnation!
I also want to try, the strong twist of melon is not sweet.
The rich end up in the family, and the poor go home to grow potatoes.
Is there anyone who has a self-portrait? I did it if I didn't have it.
I am air conditioner. Do you love me?
It's not an alarm clock that wakes you up every day, it's a dream.
When I'm good enough, I'll go after you. I'll try if it's not appropriate.
Give me a fulcrum, I can pry the whole host server.
Temper, never be greater than ability.
The face looks like lotus, and the waist is like a weak willow to support the wind.
Don't mix up. Be careful that you get mixed up.
Even so, I think it's really great to meet you.